赵伟峰 的艺术作品

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用手抚摸自己的脸，分别站在手和脸的角度感受触摸的感觉。
When touching your own face, try to feel as a  hand and the face individually.
2010年12月31日 19:09:57
打印一百美元的画面到一张百元人民币上。
Print out the same pattern of USD100 on a  piece of CNY100.
2010年12月30日 21:32:07
一个把镜子始终对准太阳的装置，从日出到日落一直把阳光反射回太阳。
A device which is a mirror  facing the sun all the time, try to reflect all the sunshine to the  sun.
2010年12月29日 20:03:19
噙一口水，仰头喷到天上。
Hold some water in mouth, then  spray out to the sky.
2010年12月28日 20:41:54
刀鞘里灌满血液，当刀插进去时喷出。
Fill in  blood in a scabbard, so that they can spray out as the sword comes  in.
2010年12月27日 20:14:49 via  Snaptu
一个与脸大小差不多的气球，用嘴咬着气球的嘴儿，刚好挡住脸，与露出的头发组成一个新头。
Hold an inflated balloon  in mouth, which is as big as your face. The balloon and your own hair make up a  new head.
2010年12月26日 19:31:36
用x个千斤顶把X个人往上升到头顶抵住天花板。
Use x number of  lifting jacks to lift up the same number of person to against a  ceiling.
2010年12月26日 0:41:42 via Snaptu
一只毛刮得很干净的猪衔着一根点亮的灯管。
A clean  shaved pig with a lightened tube in mouth.
2010年12月24日 23:05:52 via  Snaptu
一只脚踩一只电动玩具汽车，手里拿着遥控器。
Two feet step on two electronic toy cars  respectively, with the remote control hold in hand.
2010年12月23日 21:09:31
卡拉OK时，把麦克风噙到嘴巴里唱歌。
Hold the microphone in mouth and sing aloud  during the karaoke.
2010年12月22日 21:03:17
踩到一个带有四个轮子的行李箱上。
Stand on a  trunk with four wheels.
2010年12月21日 20:33:39
连接到鼻子的一根高5000米的吸管，感受高原反应。
Connect a tube fm 5000m altitude to the  nostrils, in order to feel the altitude stress.
2010年12月20日 21:36:49
计算一个氢气球的重量。
Try to measure a hydrogen balloon’s  weight.
2010年12月19日 20:41:03
下雪后，走路时双脚不要离开地面，像汽车一样让自己身后留下两道痕迹。
When  walking on the snow, drag your legs to leave two trails on the ground, like a  vehicle
2010年12月18日 19:21:09
训练宠物狗，让它听到滚这个字后马上来到你身边。
Train a dog to run  to you immediately after you said “Fuck off”.
2010年12月17日 22:34:48
在地面上并排放两盒牛奶，跳上去，一只脚踩一盒。
Line up two boxes of milk on the ground,  then jump up onto them with each foot on each box.
2010年12月17日 9:06:38
流泪的时候，做倒立的动作，不要把泪痕留在脸上。
Try to stand upside down when  weeping.
2010年12月15日 20:43:06
兔女郎的耳朵形状改为更短更宽的猪耳朵的形状。
Make the Bunny  girl’s ears shorter and wider, like the pig’s ears.
2010年12月14日 22:33:11
在一张肖像照片的外轮廓上装上一圈圣诞节用到的那种彩灯。
On the edge of a portrait photo,  decorate with a circle of christmas lights.
2010年12月13日 18:30:17 via  Snaptu
拿一支雪糕把一杯刚冲的咖啡搅匀。
Use a popsicle to mix up a cup of hot  coffee.
2010年12月12日 20:24:11
一只手掌沾满颜料，按向自己的脸。
One palm stained with  pigment, press to your own face.
2010年12月11日 21:07:27
带一个僵尸的面具，出现在猫的面前。
Wear a mask of vampire then show up in front of  a cat.
2010年12月10日 22:10:18
买七套同样衣服鞋子，一周七天每天穿一套出门。
Buy 7 exactly  identical suits of both clothes and shoes, put each of them on each day and go  out.
2010年12月9日 19:38:55
抽烟时，把嘴唇中间贴紧，让烟雾从两个嘴角冒出去，模仿达利的胡子。
When smoking,  close up the mid part of lips and let the smoke emit only fm two anguluses,  resembling Dali’s moustache.
2010年12月8日 20:55:17
口渴时，把医用吊瓶装满水，一滴滴的慢慢滴入鼻孔，通过鼻孔喝入肚子。
Fill a medical drip with water  when thirsty, let the water drip to nostril then into the body.
2010年12月7日 20:36:55
在狗狗打哈欠的一霎那，把自己的小臂伸到它嘴巴里。
At the moment of a dog is yawning, stick  your forearm into its mouth.
2010年12月6日 22:14:04
把报纸上的每个新闻标题都剪下来，排列到一张新闻纸上。
Cut down every headline from  newspaper, then paste them to a piece of blank newsprint.
2010年12月5日 22:27:46
给电视套上一个古典式样的木质外框。
Put on a classical woody frame onto a TV  set.
2010年12月5日 22:25:40
从别的电脑里偷偷剪切一个文件到自己U盘里，然后在屏幕上留下自己的指纹。
Secretly  cut a certain file fm somebody else’s PC to you Udisk, then leave your  fingerprint on the screen.
2010年12月3日 21:35:56
持续的用嘴巴吸，用鼻子呼。
Keep  inhaling through mouth and exhaling through nose.
2010年12月2日 21:49:25
在菩萨面前的香炉里插上三支雪糕。
Place 3 popsicle into the censer in front of the  Bodhisattva.
2010年12月1日 21:43:26

一个花盆上放一大束气球，像一大颗气球花。
Put a big balloon in a garden pot like a  flower.
2010年11月30日 20:39:35
抽烟时，拿一把匕首把吐出的每一口烟雾都劈碎。
When smoking, use a  dagger to chop up the smog each time comes out from the mouth.
2010年11月29日 22:04:13
一个躺在地面上抽烟的人，吐出的烟圈穿过一条被鱼线吊在天花板上的鳝鱼，消失在天花板上。
A man is lying and  smoking, the coming out smoke rings go through an eel hanging on the ceiling by  a fishing thread, then fade out.
2010年11月28日 20:39:01
挤一点牙膏在嘴巴里，噙一口水大力漱口。
Squeeze a little toothpaste in mouth then  hold a lot of water to rinse.
2010年11月27日 19:46:16
把一台正在播放的收音机装进一个抽成真空的袋子里。
Put a playing radio into a vacuum  bag.
2010年11月26日 20:21:27
地球优化成一个四面体，四面上分别站着白黄棕黑四色人种。
Optimize the  Earth into a tetrahedron, with white, yellow, brown, black human races standing  on each side of it.
2010年11月25日 19:51:16
把一本书的内页挖一个洞出来，把挖出来得纸屑打碎成纸浆填进洞去。
Make a hole on a thick book’s  inner pages, crush the scraps into paper pulp then fill back into the  hole.
2010年11月24日 19:55:48
把自己的身份证号刺到胸前。
Make a tattoo of one’s own ID  number on his chest.
2010年11月23日 20:10:11
买一顶礼帽，只在雨雪天气才戴。
Buy a hat,  and wear it only on a rainy or a snow day.
2010年11月22日 21:16:20
把一包没有开封的方便面隔着包装掰成两半，再把两半各掰成两半……，这样循环掰下去。
Break off a pack of  instant noodle into a half without open it, and keep breaking off the halfs into  another half ……
2010年11月21日 22:22:39
用四个钩子向四周扯眼睑，造型呈方形。
Use four hooks  to tear the eyelid to four directions, make a square look.
2010年11月20日 21:17:50
骷髅头形状，装饮料的容器，插一根吸管。
A human skull-shaped container, fill it with  beverage and a sucker.
2010年11月19日 23:47:46
出去散步，与第一百个人擦肩而过时掉头回去。
Go  out for a walk, turn back when the hundredth people passes you  by.
2010年11月18日 20:43:49
躺着抽烟，让烟自然飘走。
Smoke while lying down, let the  smoke drifts away naturally.
2010年11月17日 20:47:57
分别把脖子以及四肢根部用绳子扎紧，等待头及四肢变红后拍下全身的照片。
Tie up the neck and the roots  of four limbs with ropes, tightly enough to blush the skin, then take a picture  of the whole body.
2010年11月16日 20:59:47
分别在专卖店以及假货市场各购买一双同一款式的鞋，一真一假重新组合着穿出去。
Buy a pairs of shoes from  exclusive store and another identical counterfeit of it, mix them and wear them  on.
2010年11月15日 20:45:07
在手腕上留下自己心电图的刺青。
Make a tattoo of one’s  ECG(electrocardiogram) on his own wrist.
2010年11月14日 19:50:05
站在太阳与一棵树之间，把自己头的影子映照在树干上肩膀的影子落在地上。
Stand between a tree and the  sun, project the head’s shadow on the tree while shoulder’s on the  ground.
2010年11月13日 20:00:36
舔一下一棵树长的最高的那片叶子。
Lick on the leaf which is  the highest one from a tree.
2010年11月12日 19:47:34
把一只青蛙放在马路中间，路两边分别站一个人，等青蛙跳到路边再把它轰回去。等它被压成一张饼。
Put a frog in the  middle of the road, two persons on each roadside to ping-pong the frog till it  was run over by a car.
2010年11月11日 21:16:33
用一支笔把两腮撑开。
Put a pen in  one’s mouth to inflate the cheek.
2010年11月10日 20:28:06
在足球的皮革上印上世界地图。
Print a world map onto a football  skin.
2010年11月9日 20:49:14
把花骨朵剪下来插到装有水的瓶子里开放。
Cut the flower buds down  and transplant them to bottles that with water.
2010年11月8日 23:21:59 via  web
用弹弓把一颗鸡蛋发射出去。
Use a slingshot to shoot an egg.
2010年11月7日 20:26:47
用绳子绑住两桶易拉罐的拉环。
Tie up two pull-tabs of two pop  cans.
2010年11月6日 21:13:51 via web
输入英文时，以目标字母后面的字母代替。比如以J MPWF ZPV代替I LOVE  YOU。
When typing in english, replace the target letter with the one after it.  e.g. Type J MPWF ZPV to replace I LOVE YOU.
2010年11月5日 20:46:06
包裹一块大石头，趴在上面手脚都恰好能触碰到地面。
Wrap up a big stone with one’s body, his  hands and feet can just touch the ground when bending over on the  stone.
2010年11月4日 19:28:42
在一个人的影子里摆满玩具娃娃。
Groan with dolls in one’s  shadow.
2010年11月3日 22:32:57 via web
猫咪饿的时候，把猫粮一颗颗卡在自己肚脐眼里。
When a kitty  is hungry, stuck the cat food into one’s navel one by one.
2010年11月2日 23:03:07
在一个污染严重的天气里，放置一块天蓝色的布在一棵树后面。
When it is heavily polluted, place a  big blue cloth behind of a tree as a background.
2010年11月1日 23:11:27

把一个小电视像电风扇一样固定在墙上，并一边播放一边来回摇摆。
Install a small televison on a wall like an  electric fan, and sway it during the show.
2010年10月31日 20:41:14
早上出门时背对着太阳行走，下午背对着太阳回家。
Turn the back to the sun when going out  in the morning and the same when coming back in the evening.
2010年10月30日 20:38:09
早上肚子空空的时候，喝下一桶牛奶，过一段时间以后用尿液装满牛奶桶。
When limosis in the morning,  drink a bucket of milk, later on fill the milk bucket with urine.
2010年10月29日 23:20:30
把一本书按照内容印刷位置裁去三个白边，把体积节省到极致。
Cut the 3 margins of a book, in  order to save up the space.
2010年10月28日 20:51:09
竖起中指，把光碟从中间的孔一个个套上。
Stick up the middle finger, and put the CDs  on through the holes.
2010年10月27日 20:57:23
两把电熨斗夹着一个饼，把它烤熟。
Put a  pastry between two electronic irons, power on till the pastry was well  done.
2010年10月26日 21:09:03
把一整卷粘毛器都黏上卷曲的私密毛发。
Stick kinky pubes on a  lint roller.
2010年10月25日 20:55:42 via  web
冬天时，找到某个银行大门口站着的两尊狮子，制作一个以它们为基座，用头顶着的一个拱形的冰柱，来来往往的人都可以从中穿过。
In winter, make an icicle arch on the heads of two stone lions, which sitting in front of a bank gate, people walk through the arch.
2010年10月24日 22:18:42 via  web
一只蜘蛛在一个十字架上结满了网。
A cross was wrapped with a spider’s thick  net.
2010年10月23日 20:57:14 via web
众多的聚光灯都照向一张白纸的中心点。
Many spot lights  towards a central point on a piece of white paper.
2010年10月22日 20:58:14 via  web
用鱼线把玩具木马系在吊扇的叶片上。
Use fishing thread to tie a cockhorse onto the  blades of a ceiling fan.
2010年10月21日 20:34:39
取毛主席和自由女神雕塑的上半身，像扑克牌一样从中间对接。
Take one busto of Chairman Mao and  one of the Statue of Liberty, joint them like the kings in poker.
2010年10月20日 21:35:48
在上衣每个兜里都装一排排列整齐的香蕉，像子弹夹一样。
Aligned bananas in each pocket of a  jacket, like a cartridge clip.
2010年10月19日 21:03:13
找一块平坦的草地，挖一个五角星的洞出来，用尿灌满它。
On a flat lawn, dig a pentacle hole,  then fill it with urine.
2010年10月18日 20:16:17
两把折成九十度的折刀插在鼻孔里。
Stick  two pocket knives into nostrils with both 90 degree bending  angles.
2010年10月17日 20:29:15
种一棵与自己身高一样的树苗，长到比自己高两倍时砍掉它。
Plant a  sapling as tall as yourself, hew it off when it is two times high of  you.
2010年10月16日 22:19:32
用布把嘴巴鼻子耳朵全塞住。
Plug up the mouth, nose and  ears with cloth.
2010年10月15日 23:09:33
拿手电筒照向月亮。
Use a flashlight to  illuminate the moon.
2010年10月14日 20:41:18
在马路上铺一块跟路一样宽的羊毛地毯。
Cover a  road with a woollen carpet which is as wide as the road.
2010年10月13日 23:21:55
一个剪彩的场景里，把彩带换成一张红色的百元人民币。
During an inauguration, change the  ribbon into a red paper money of rmb100.
2010年10月12日 20:52:59
把墙上挂着的照片都换成一张纯绿色的纸。
Change all the photos on wall into a piece of  green paper.
2010年10月11日 21:16:48
买一张今天的报纸，等到明年的今天看看。
Buy a newspaper  today and read it on the same day next year.
2010年10月10日 21:06:30
两个自动削铅笔刀对立放置，加上挤压装置，自动把铅笔削成两头圆锥形。
Place two auto pencil  sharpeners against to each other, squeeze both of them to sharpen a pencil into  a double cone shape.
2010年10月9日 23:20:30
翻到一个本子最中间的一页，用墨水涂黑。
Flip to  the middle page of a book, blacken it with ink.
2010年10月8日 22:43:42
手一直伸到一支点燃的蜡烛上面，把手心熏黑。
Put one hand over a flaming candle till the  palm turns black.
2010年10月7日 21:07:51
两片竹叶，像胡子一样贴到鼻子下面。
Stick two  bamboo leaves under the nose like beard.
2010年10月6日 23:36:19
一根一米长的绳子，一头绑住猫的尾巴，一头系一个铃铛，看会发生什么事情。
Tie a cat’s tail to one end  of a rope, which is 1m’s long, and a bell on another end, just wait and  see.
2010年10月5日 21:24:54
一群人站一个圈，把胳膊交叉着放到脑后，与相邻的人手牵手。
A bunch of people  in a circle, with arms intersecting behind their heads, meanwhile hand in hand  with their neighbours.
9:39 PM Oct 4th
扔一节电池到一杯水里，半小时后喝掉。
Throw a  battery into a glass of water, then drink it in half an hour.
12:38 AM Oct  4th
安装一个投币付费的望远镜在一栋住宅楼的对面。
Set up a coin telescope against a residential  building.
9:41 PM Oct 2nd
用指甲划破一张白纸。
Scarify a piece of white paper by  snails.
7:37 PM Oct 1st

对着一个点喷漆，直到形成一个圆丘。
Keep spray painting on one point till it end up to a  dome.
Thu Sep 30 2010 19:10:18
把几条蛇编成一个辫子。
Plait several snakes into a  braid like hair.
Wed Sep 29 2010 22:09:09
用口红涂抹在一只脚上，看似穿了一只红袜子。
Use a  lipstick to paint on a foot so it looks like wearing a red sock.
Tue Sep 28  2010 23:35:50
把一头猪身体两侧的毛发剪成这几个字：吃了我。
Shave a pig’s fur on both sides of  its body into two words: eat me.
Mon Sep 27 2010  21:33:23
把一块1m*1m的雪地踩实，用鞋底磨光成一块冰。
Pick 1m*1m big snow-covered ground,  tread the snow down and then polish it by sole.
Sun Sep 26 2010  21:20:02
把一只蚂蚁放到一个毛线球线头上，边爬边松开毛线，让其从头走到尾。
Drag out a yarn from a yarn  ball, put an ant on it. Loosen the ball as it goes till the end of the yarn  .
Sat Sep 25 2010 20:53:37
把一部电影投影到一面镜子上。
Project a movie on a  mirror.
Fri Sep 24 2010 20:35:26
撒尿时绕着自己画一个圈。
Turn around yourself when  pissing.
Thu Sep 23 2010 21:10:00
把乒乓球一个个滚下滑梯，一直到堆满。
On a slide, roll  down enough ping-pong balls one by one until they fill up the whole  slide.
Wed Sep 22 2010 21:19:18
一块很厚很软的海绵，躺在中间让翘起的两边把自己包裹起来。
A sponge  is extremely thick and soft, lying in the middle of it as if buried by  it.
Tue Sep 21 2010 16:51:04
戴着以自己的脸为模型制作的面具。
Wearing a model mask  which was made from one’s own face.
Mon Sep 20 2010  21:37:18
一条碧绿的蛇盘卧在地面上一滩绿色的不明液体中。
A verdurous snake wreathing in a puddle  of unknown green liquid above the ground.
Sun Sep 19 2010  22:22:00
把硬币一个个排列整齐塞到一次性手套的五个手指里。
Line up the coins and squeeze them one  by one into each finger of an disposable glove.
Sat Sep 18 2010  21:50:20
把一个房间里的东西从大到小垒起来。
Pile up all the stuffs in the room from small  to big.
Fri Sep 17 2010 21:41:05
用油把书浸透，让不透明变为透明。
Soak the book into  oil, wait the opacity become transparent.
Thu Sep 16 2010  22:20:20
把自己早上起床后落在枕头上的头发一根根整齐的夹在皮肤上某处皱纹里。
After you get up in the  morning, stick the hair on the pillow into some body wrinkles like they were  grown there.
Wed Sep 15 2010 19:17:08
躺在碾过的车辙上。
Lying in some wheels  grind marks.
Tue Sep 14 2010 20:52:27
把戒指接头处掰开呈一个U形，套上无名指后插在墙里。
Open a  wedding ring to a U shape, put it on one’s ring finger then stick into the  wall.
Mon Sep 13 2010 21:01:37
把刚摘的苹果立即埋到地下。
Pick an apple and then  bury it immediately.
Sun Sep 12 2010 21:34:50
把全身都用锡纸包裹起来。
Pack up the  whole body with tinfoil.
Sat Sep 11 2010 23:39:09
用激光笔照射一只苍蝇的复眼。
Use a  laser pen to irradiate one fly’s compound eye.
Fri Sep 10 2010  21:25:35
嘴巴噙着一瓶酒的口，仰起头让酒竖直着倒进嘴中，不要把酒喝下去或者从嘴唇冒出来。
Hold a bottle of wind in  the mouth,face upward to pour the wind into the mouth straightly， without  swallowing neither bursting out.
Thu Sep 09 2010  21:07:47
用放大镜在太阳底下烤死一只蚂蚁。
Use a magnifier to roast an ant in the  sun.
Wed Sep 08 2010 20:36:53
两个同样身高的人头顶头倾斜站立呈一三角形，两人脚与脚之间的距离等于身高。
Two  men of same height, standing there head to head while keep the distance between  their feet as same as their height.
Tue Sep 07 2010  21:49:06
把若干张百元钞票揉成一团团的形状，再像积木一样叠成一个金字塔。
Wad up pieces of 100 bills to  balls, then pile them up to build a pyramid.
Mon Sep 06 2010  21:32:15
为太阳花遮住太阳。
Block out the sun for the sunflowers.
Sun Sep 05  2010 22:15:11
一束光从摆放的静物身上依次扫过。
A beam of light sweep over each still  life.
Sat Sep 04 2010 21:09:10
把盘子摞起来像桌子一样高，上面点上一支蜡烛。
Stack enough  dishes up as high as the table, with a burning candle on top of it.
Fri Sep  03 2010 22:55:36
把头发留到一弯腰九十度就能碰到地面，这样很容易就能展示”n”给别人看。
Leave hair long  enough to touch the ground as bending body, so that to make an “n” easily.
Thu Sep 02 2010 20:13:38
在自家客厅用油漆画一个停车位。
Paint a parking space  in the living room.
Wed Sep 01 2010 22:41:47

按照年轮的标记把一段木头的中间挖空。
Hollow a section of wood according to its growing  ring.
Tue Aug 31 2010 21:03:50
用一根绳子绑住两只手，双臂依然能够展开。
Two arms strech out  naturally， even with one rope connecting two hands.
Mon Aug 30 2010  21:16:25
把一部电影的每一个画面都整齐排列到一个画面里。
Put each frame of a movie tidily into one  picture.
Sun Aug 29 2010 22:27:14
把若干行人依次紧挨着摆放到一个路口的斑马线上。
On a  crossing, arrange a number of pedestrians closed to each other to cover the  zebra stripes.
Sat Aug 28 2010 20:15:51
用俄罗斯轮盘决定自己明天做什么。
Make up one’s  mind about tomorrow’s schedule according to a russian roulette.
Fri Aug 27  2010 20:52:17
剪一块明信片大小的牛皮，贴上邮票写上地址姓名与祝福词寄出去。
Cut a piece of cow leather to as big as a postcard, stamp and write down the address and names as well as the greeting, then mail it.
Thu Aug 26 2010  21:48:18
用粗一些的绳子绑住气球，减掉一段使剩余的绳子重量刚好能够承载气球的上升力，以达到气球稳定漂浮在空中。
Use a heavier  rope to fasten an inflated balloon, heavier enough to resist the buoyance of the  balloon in order to keep it still in the air.
Wed Aug 25 2010  23:53:57
用货车从A到B运一个充了气的气球。
Ask a lorry from A to B just for carrying an  inflated balloon.
Tue Aug 24 2010 22:20:41
一元硬币摞起来一直到天花板。
Stack one  yuan coins up to the ceiling.
Mon Aug 23 2010  23:52:43
双胞胎女孩带一个项链穿一件衣服一个裙子。
Twin sisters wearing just one necklace, one  shirt and one skirt.
Sun Aug 22 2010 23:29:16
用鱼线绑住药片，吞进胃里后再拉出来。
A  pill’s stroll in stomach: Use fishing line to tie a pill, pull it out after  swallowed it to the stomach.
Sat Aug 21 2010 22:33:09
把一幅画横跨着挂在墙角。
Hang  a picture transversely over a corner of the wall.
Fri Aug 20 2010  22:29:53
把医生开的每顿饭要吃的药放在一杯水中融化掉喝下去。
For the pills on each meal from a  prescription, melt them in a glass of water and drink it.
Thu Aug 19 2010  23:49:20
把一篇文章印到卫生卷纸上，用完即看完。
Print an article onto a roll of toilet paper,  finish the reading just at the time run out of it.
Wed Aug 18 2010  20:45:56
涂满睫毛膏的女人，任眼泪横流。
A woman with thick mascara, let her eyes stream  with tears.
Tue Aug 17 2010 21:10:40
穿着大衣，把一棵树也系到扣子里。
Put on a coat,  button up with a tree inside.
Mon Aug 16 2010  22:46:36
在一条裂缝上摆满横跨的小玩具。
Groan with toys crossing over a crack.
Sun Aug  15 2010 21:04:37
脚伸到门底下当门吸。
Foot under an opening door as a door  stopper.
Sat Aug 14 2010  20:54:31
在一个扬起很多尘土的路边，用手指在地上写一个字，等这个字再一次被尘土淹没时离开。
Use a finger to write  down a word on a dusty wayside, do not leave until it is covered once  again.
Fri Aug 13 2010 23:21:22
找与自己身体一样粗的树，站在后面露出左右两只自然下垂的胳膊。
Look for  a tree as thick as your waist, stand behind it with two arms sagging naturally  in both sides.
Thu Aug 12 2010 23:29:22
喂小狗吃小狗形状的饼干。
Feed a puppy with  puppy-shaped biscuits.
Wed Aug 11 2010 20:35:38
把苍蝇的影子投到墙上。
Project a  fly’s shadow to the wall.
Tue Aug 10 2010  21:16:05
在大拇指与食指中间像鸭蹼的地方穿孔戴上耳钉。
Pierce an earring on the webbed part  between the thumb and the forefinger.
Mon Aug 09 2010  22:14:34
用一把蜡烛烧开一壶水。
Boil a pot of water with a bunch of candles.
Sun  Aug 08 2010 21:07:19
把一棵树下的落叶堆成树叶的形状。
pile up the falling leaves under a  tree to form a leaf shape.
Sat Aug 07 2010  21:23:48
把自己脚踝以下埋到房间木地板下面。
Cover your feet under the wood floor in a  room.
Fri Aug 06 2010  21:37:09
租用一个高速公路旁的广告牌，把很多种广告画面排列组合到一起，密密麻麻的。在路上拿着望远镜才能看清有哪些广告。
Rent a  highway billboard, overlap commercial pictures as many as possible on it. Only  with a telescope can one see it clearly.
Thu Aug 05 2010  21:35:34
做一个保持平衡的跷跷板，在一端用双面胶粘些米粒，吸引小鸟来觅食，当小鸟落到上面时，跷跷板变得不平衡起来。
Stick some  grains with double sided tape on one end of a balanced teeterbroad to seduce  birds. As the bird fall on it the teeterbroad lean.
Wed Aug 04 2010  23:23:37
把两间房中间的隔墙推倒：混合两个房间的味道。
Pull down the wall between two rooms: to  mix the smell of them.
Tue Aug 03 2010  20:10:21
趁正在孵蛋的母鸡不注意，把蛋换成石头。
Replace the eggs to stones when the  incubating hen is distracted.
Mon Aug 02 2010  21:01:53
三个人三角站立，都用右手提着前方的人向后抬起的右脚。
3 person standing to make a triangle,  with their right hand holding the uplifting right foot of their front  person.
6:39 PM Aug 1st

用风筝线绳牵着一只飞鸟散步。
Lead a flying bird with a kite rope then take a  walk.
8:31 PM Jul 31st
每一步都后脚尖顶着前脚跟这样的走过斑马线。
Walk on the zebra crossing  step by step with rear foot tip against the front foot heel.
10:18 PM Jul  30th
端着一碗水保持一个姿势，一直到肌肉抽筋把碗摔碎。
Hold a pose with a bowl of water in hand,  till the musle spasm break the bowl.
9:16 PM Jul  29th
把乒乓球桌一端顶着墙壁，站在另一端与墙对打，球不要落地。
Push a ping-pong table against a wall  and play ping-pong with the wall，try to keep the ball off the ground.
9:10 PM  Jul 28th
拿笔把一本书上的字描一遍。
Trace all the words from a book with a  pen.
10:24 PM Jul 27th
一条叼着一块饼干的鱼。
A fish with a biscuit in  mouth.
9:45 PM Jul 26th
买下一班长途客车所有座位得票，自己去乘坐。
Buy up all the seat  tickets of a coach bus then take it without anyone else.
8:07 PM Jul  25th
用一根一头封闭的长塑料水管编成一个瓶子形状。
Use a long plastic pipe, which is closed at  one end, to weave into a bottle shape.
8:48 PM Jul  24th
等待一只蚊子吸饱了血，在它肚子上用针扎一个洞。
Wait until a mosquito imbibe enough blood  then punch a hole on its stomach by a needle.
10:00 PM Jul  23rd
活捉一只苍蝇，放在游泳池的水面正中央。
Catch a fly alive and put it on the center of  water in a swimming pool.
8:34 PM Jul 22nd
在城市最高的楼建筑上装一个监控器，监视整个城市。
On  the top of the highest building, install a surveillance camera to surveille the  whole city.
10:20 PM Jul 21st
有一颗痣，在身体另一边刺一个一样的。
Mirror an existing  mole on the other side of the body with a needle.
10:13 PM Jul  20th
用脚趾夹着铅笔为自己画一张素描自画像。
Grab a pencil with toes to finish a sketch of  self-portrait.
10:03 PM Jul 19th
出门找撞衫。
Go out and seek for someone  wearing the same cloth.
9:53 PM Jul 18th
便签纸贴满全身。
Paste enough notepads  to cover the whole body.
9:51 PM Jul  17th
用钢丝做骨架，撑起一团团的像云一样的棉花，套在身上。
Use steel wires as bones, rise up clouds  of cotton and wear it like a jacket.
8:34 PM Jul  16th
挂着一排鸟笼，分别装着，蝙蝠侠，金刚，阿童木，超人，蜘蛛侠等等。
Hang several birdcages up with  Batman, KingKong, Astro Boy, Superman,Spiderman inside each of them  respectively.
10:10 PM Jul 15th
养一只公猫一只母狗。
Breed a tomcat and a female  dog.
11:47 PM Jul 14th
改造一只钟表为逆时针。
Reform a clock to work  counterclockwise.
10:26 PM Jul  13th
在一个大石头顶上挖一个坑，填上处理干净的土，之后看看有什么植物的种子能飘到这里来。
Make a hole on top of a  huge stone, fill in with clean soil and wait for the seed that pass by.
10:08  PM Jul 12th
到处在镜子中发现找寻自己。
Try to discover yourself in the mirror  everywhere.
10:16 PM Jul 11th
自驾旅行时在前档玻璃放一个牌子：去天堂。
During a roadtrip,  put a sign on the windscreen: Go to Heaven.
12:08 AM Jul  11th
把一坨大便泡在福尔马林里。
Dip a pile of shit in Formalin.
8:52 PM Jul  9th
把一瓶冻成冰的矿泉水一滴一滴倒到杯子里。
Pour a bottle of frozen mineral water into a cup  drop by drop.
11:06 PM Jul 8th
盯着一片云，看到它害羞的消失。
Staring at the cloud  till it disappear shyly.
10:11 PM Jul 7th
用自己拔掉的牙齿做耳环.
Make earrings  with one’s own teeth.
9:06 PM Jul  6th
从高处拍摄地面一个人，此人触碰到画面边缘时，重新把人移动到画面中间，直至此人消失。
Shoot a film of a moving  person from above, try to center him in frame once he reach the frame edge till  he vanished gradually.
9:57 PM Jul 5th
用水枪解决苍蝇。
Kill flies with a water  blast gun.
Jul 4th忘记发布，故缺失
9:53 PM  Jul 3rd
把鸡蛋悬在一锅水中，用很小的火加热，保持至适宜孵蛋的温度。
Steam an egg with very soft fire to  maintain the temperature of incubation.
8:28 PM Jul  2nd
雨伞做成一团乌云的形状。
Make the shape of an umbrella like a lump of dark  cloud.
10:00 PM Jul 1st

用小指和无名指夹着烟抽。
Clamp a cigarette with little finger and ring finger.
9:33  PM Jun 30th
Jun  29th忘记发布，故缺失
捡到一毛钱，买一把米诱捕一只鸽子。
Pick up a dime to buy a  handful of rice in order to trap a pigeon.
9:24 PM Jun  28th
把自己打呼噜的声音按照节奏编辑到一首歌中。
Try to add your snoring into a song according  to the rhythm.
9:34 PM Jun 27th
下午夕阳落山时开灯，早上日出时熄灯。
Turn the light on  when sun set and turn it off when sun rise.
8:46 PM Jun  26th
剪去蝙蝠的翅膀，插在老鼠的身上。
Cut out wings of a bat then plug them on a mouse  back.
9:24 PM Jun 25th
一根电线两端分别焊接到一节电池的正负极，作为装饰颈圈。
Weld two ends of an  electric wire to a battery’s positive and negative poles respectively, like a  necklace.
11:01 PM Jun 24th
寻找自己失去联系的一个儿时好友。
Try to find one of your  childhood friends who is out of touch.
9:39 PM Jun  23rd
邀请若干人帮助他们回忆他们最早的记忆是什么。
Invite and help some people to recall what is  it in their earliest memory.
9:40 PM Jun  22nd
在一条路上制造一条像人行天桥一样横跨的彩虹。
Try to make a rainbow stretching across the  road like a footbridge.
9:35 PM Jun 21st
吞一口水，分一百次咽下。
With some water  in mouth and swallow it 100 times.
10:34 PM Jun  20th
反复分泌唾液，积累至一大口，吞进肚子里。
Keep salivating to a big bite and gulp it  down.
9:47 PM Jun 19th
为宠物起名为’操’。
Naming a pet as ‘fuck’.
11:48 PM  Jun 18th
每天起床后对一支刚刚开放的花喊一声”操“，它会更快败落。
Get up everyday and yelling “fuck” to a new flower and it will speed up the fading.
10:54 PM Jun  17th
看着一张白纸，脑子里思考关于”黑“的东西。
Looking at a piece of white paper but thinking  something about “black” in mind.
10:02 PM Jun  16th
打碎一辆车的玻璃，在车身留下指纹。
Shatter the windscreen of a car then leave  fingerprints on it.
10:29 PM Jun 15th
把一件名牌服装一根线一根线的抽散后揉成一团。
Draw out a  brand cloth thread by thread to decompose it then screw up into a ball.
9:15  PM Jun 14th
装满冥钞的旅行皮箱。
A portmanteau filled with hell bank notes.
10:13  PM Jun 13th
为充气床充上氢气，浮在空中。
Inflate a air mattress with hydrogen to float  it in the air.
9:28 PM Jun 12th
举着一颗蘑菇在雨中漫步。
Walking in the rain with  holding up a mushroom.
11:00 PM Jun  11th
把方形的那种监控摄像机镜头前玻璃换成一个小屏幕，持续播放电视节目。
Replace the lens of those quadrate  surveillance camera into a small monitor to play tv shows continuously.
12:44  AM Jun 11th
手拿一个保持水平的玻璃碗，来回晃动以让一个小钢珠保持在碗口向下五厘米的范围内。
holding a glass bowl  in hand, sway in level but try to keep a small steel ball move in a distance of  5cm beneath the bowl edge.
9:46 PM Jun  9th
去到异地待到需要返回时，把头发剪掉快递回去，与自己兵分两路。
When planning back to home from  somewhere, cut the hair and express it at the same time, which split yourself  into two parts.
11:17 PM Jun 8th
用虚拟的地址邮寄明信片，最终退回到自己手中。
Mail a post  card to a fictive address, it end up to go back to the sender.
11:16 PM Jun  7th
点燃一本书取暖。
Burn a book to keep warm.
9:55 PM Jun  6th
浴缸里盛着凝固的猪油，埋住一只站在里面的小猪标本的四条腿。
A piglet specimen standing in a bathtub,  whose four legs are covered by the caky lard in it.
10:05 PM Jun  5th
去天安门坐一天。
Go to TianAnMen and sit there for a whole day.
9:46 PM Jun  4th
凝固的动物油脂雕塑，放在昼夜温差比较大的地方，晚上做成雕塑，白天慢慢被阳光融化。
Put a caky statue made by  animal fat in a place with big temperature difference between day and night.  Solid at night and melt at day.
11:37 PM Jun  3rd
打碎一辆车的玻璃，在车身留下指纹。
Shatter the windscreen of a car then leave  fingerprints on it.
10:46 PM Jun 2nd
满足一个频死的人的最后愿望。
To satisfy a dying  man’s last wish.
10:58 PM Jun 1st

一双皮鞋，踩着一张人民币的两边。
A pair of shoes step on two ends of one piece of  RMB.
10:39 PM May 31st
把一张太师椅放在阴暗潮湿的地方，等待它全身长出小木耳。
Put a fauteuil in  some dark wet place, let it be covered by the agaric slowly.
10:16 PM May  30th
找一群人聚集在天安门拥堵此门5分钟。
Find a bunch of people gather around Tian An Men  to make a congestion for 5mins.
10:35 PM May  29th
注册两个邮箱账户，设置互相自动转发到另一个账户，然后从一个账户向另一个账户发送一封问好email。Register 2 email  accounts, set auto forward address to each other, then start sending a greeting  email from one.
10:20 PM May  28th
鱼缸里四面都装上一部电视，直播一部真正养有鱼的鱼缸的对应画面。
Install a tv set on each side of a  fish tank, and live broadcasting other fish life in another fish tank.
10:39  PM May 27th
把一分纸币撕烂，用创可贴粘住。
Tear off a piece of penny bank note, then buy  a band-aid to stick it.
10:52 PM May  26th
把狗狗经常撒尿而变色的墙壁切割并当做重要物品保护起来。
Cut off a part of the wall which dyed by  the dog’s urine, and preserve it as treasure.
9:53 PM May  25th
把一匹黑马的尾巴染成白色。
Dye a black horse’s tail into white.
10:02 PM May  24th
用骨头组成一根竹子。
Use bones to form a bamboo.
10:50 PM May  23rd
穿着紧身服，双手横握一根保持平衡的长木棒，沿着马路中间的黄色实线小心往前走。
In the middle of the street,  wear in tights, hold a long wooden stick in hands to keep balance, walk  carefully along the solid yellow lines.
10:56 PM May  22nd
把一只苍蝇和一坨屎放在一个密封的大玻璃瓶子里。
Put a fly and a pile of shit in a big  hermetic glass bottle.
10:27 PM May 21st
把头条新闻标题当做花纹压到自己烤制的曲奇上，吃掉。
Use  Headlines as patterns stamped on homemade cookies, and eat them.
10:36 PM May  20th
用头盖骨做盆培植传统微型盆景。
Use human skull as a pot to grow a traditional  mini-bonsai.
9:26 PM May 19th
为一群猴子购买摩天轮的票。
Purchase enough Ferris  wheel tickets for a host of monkeys.
11:44 PM May  18th
不停加热一个密封的装有适量水的球形透明材质的容器。
Keep heating on some water in a hermetic  see-through round container.
10:29 PM May 17th
买一团毛线去织一个毛线球。
Buy a lump  of knitting wool to weave a ball of it.
11:40 PM May  16th
一只红色的高跟鞋像小船一样漂浮在水面。
A red high heel drifting on the water like a  small boat.
10:39 PM May 15th
在一尊伟大的雕像脚下种一颗爬墙虎。
Plant a Boston ivy  beneath a great statuary.
9:51 PM May 14th
一双沾满泥泞的红色高跟鞋。
A pair of  muddy red high heels.
11:13 PM May  13th
花盆上罩一个玻璃罩子，种在花盆里的花只能按照这个玻璃罩的形状去生长。
Cover a flowerpot with a glass  hood, let the plants fill every corner in this hood.
10:40 PM May  12th
把拖把用混了一点胶的水浸湿，倒过来干透，再倒放就抵抗地球吸引力了。
Dip a mop in the glue mixed water,  turn it upside down to dry out, then put it upside down again to resist the  gravity.
9:59 PM May 11th
把一根项链的两头分别固定在两只耳朵上。
Fix 2 ends of a necklace  on to 2 earlobes respectively.
11:15 PM May  10th
每天早上用防晒霜在自己的一只手背涂一个方块，在另一只上涂一个圆。
Each morning use sunscreen cream to  smear a square and a circle area on the back of one’s hands.
11:31 PM May  9th
把两个插线板首尾相插，摆成一个圆。
Connect 2 patch board by inserting their plugs in  each other, then place the wire to a circle.
11:37 PM May  8th
一根很长的软塑料水管，用软木塞堵上两头，编成一个小舟浮在水面。
A long plastic water pipe with 2 corks  plugged in 2 ends, float it on water like a boat.
11:05 PM May  7th
先把透明胶带紧紧地粘在纸上，再快速扯掉，让一层薄薄的纸附着在整卷胶带上。把胶带重新卷起来。
First paste the scotch  tape to paper and tear them off rapidly, then roll them up with some paper still  attached.
10:48 PM May 6th
May  5th忘记发布，故缺失
把一只苍蝇和一坨屎放在一个密封的大玻璃瓶子里。
Put a fly and a pile of  shit in a big hermetic glass bottle.
11:13 PM May  4th
把舌头伸出来用吹风筒吹干。
Stick out the tongue and blow it by a hair  dryer.
10:43 PM May  3rd
炼丹术：收集治疗各种疾病的药片，放到一个装了水的瓶子里融化掉，再等水分完全挥发又凝结。
Alchemy: Collect pills for  each disease, melt them in a bottle of water, wait for it evaporate thoroughly  and solidify again.
11:42 PM May 2nd
吞一口水，喷向喜欢的人。
Swallow some water  and spray towards someone you like.
3:00 AM May 2nd

测量微波炉运行时的噪音分贝数值，训练自己说话时的音量与其无限接近。
Measure out the noise db value of a  working microwave oven, then try to approach the same value when  speaking.
10:14 PM Apr 30th
能找到有虫的苹果的话，让虫子把果肉吃光。
Once you find a worm  in an apple, let it finish the whole apple.
12:36 AM Apr  30th
找一只有虫眼的苹果出来。
Find an apple with worm stings.
11:01 PM Apr  28th
做一套气球家具，让它们都漂浮在室内的空间中。
Make a suit of furniture by balloons, float  them in the room.
9:34 PM Apr 27th
在自己曾经生活过得地方暗中留下自己的标记。
Leave some  marks in different places you lived secretively.
9:36 PM Apr  26th
打印一张万国国旗，烧掉它。
Print out a flag of many national flags, burn  it.
10:23 PM Apr  25th
黑暗的一天：把窗户和门都遮住，不要透一丝光线，关掉电闸，准备一些吃的，在这个房间里度过黑暗的24小时，做任何想做的事。
In a room  without electricity, cover windows to block any light, spend 24 hours with some  food in the dark, do anything you want.
10:14 PM Apr  24th
搬家到南北回归线之间的地方居住，享受到每年一次与太阳地球连成一条线的机会。
Move to where in between Tropic  of carpricorn and cancer to enjoy a moment once every year that in a line with  the sun n earth.
10:55 PM Apr  23rd
种三棵树，排成一排，等它们长到直径30厘米时，从40公分高的地方锯断两边的两棵，等中间一棵长到直径1米时从60公分高的地方锯断，这样就做好了一套桌椅。
3  trees in line.Cut the 1&3rd on 40cm high when they reach 30cm thick.Cut the  2nd on 60cm high on 1m thick,comes out 1 table and 2 chairs.
10:43 PM Apr  22nd
用排列整齐的电视做天花板上的吊顶，兼有照明功能。
Build up a hang ceiling with line-uped tv  sets which has lighting function as well.
9:09 PM Apr  21st
在桌子底下挂一张名画，桌子上放着画的作者和作品名称。观者必须屈膝探头才能看到。
Hang a Master painting under  a table with introduction on top of it. One can’t see it unless bend on his  knees and lean forward.
9:08 PM Apr 20th
把一条被冰冻的带鱼放回海里。
Put a frozen  belt fish back to the sea.
10:44 PM Apr 19th
设一个灵位祭拜一下刚刚丢失的100元人民币。
Set  a spirit tablet to mourn a just losted rmb100 bank note.
10:32 PM Apr  18th
24点钟露营于城市繁华的十字路口，天亮后摆上桌椅板凳，喝着茶看车来车往。
At midnight go camping on a  downtown cross road, then place a table and a chair at dawn to enjoy the heavy  traffic with a cup of tea.
10:38 PM Apr  17th
把一个花圈分解开，把纸花都钉在一个帐篷内壁。
Split up a wreath of paper flowers, and pin  those flowers inside a tent.
11:07 PM Apr  16th
装一个自动触发摄像机，当火车经过时自动拍摄，得到连续的火车经过的视频。
Install an auto trigger DV on a  railway to star shotting when a train is passing by, to achieve a long shot of  one train keep on going.
10:53 PM Apr  15th
把钻头插到洞里以后用胶带缠住控制开关，通电让电钻围绕钻头自转。
Stick the drillbit into a hole, power  on the drill to let it spin around the drillbit.
11:00 PM Apr  14th
一个管道两头装上排气扇，都向外排气。
Install air extractors on both ends of a tube to  exhaust outward.
10:58 PM Apr 13th
用一捆捆的冥钞砌一个横在空中的梁柱，紧紧地顶着两面墙。
A beam  made up of handfuls of hell bank notes, in the air against two walls  tightly.
11:26 PM Apr 12th
汽车只留主驾一个座椅，其余的全拆掉，供应给独身主义者的。
A car leaves no  seat but the one behind the wheel–just for celibatarians.
9:39 PM Apr  11th
把人的头骨冰冻在一个球形的冰块里。
Freeze a human skull in a spherical ice.
10:29  PM Apr 10th
把一盆绿萝的叶子中间都用打火机烧一个洞。
Use a lighter to burn a hole in the  middle of each Scindapsus aureus leaf.
11:48 PM Apr  9th
三辆吊车围成一圈，分别用吊臂把前车的车尾吊起来。
Using crane jib to lift up the front crane’s  tail, three cranes can make a circle.
11:30 PM Apr  8th
两个人在羽毛球场地上围绕一只用嘴巴吹起来的气球展开比赛。
In a badminton court, two persons are  moving around a balloon which was inflated by mouth as a game.
11:31 PM Apr  7th
戴一副白色一次性乳胶手套去参加派对。
Wear a pair of disposable white latex glove in a  party.
11:26 PM Apr 6th
把电视的插头插在墙上的插座上，吊垂着主机。
Plug in a television on a  wall socket which will hang the TV upside down.
11:22 PM Apr  5th
把一块打碎的玻璃从大到小摞起来。
Pile up the shards of a broken glass from the biggest  to the smallest.
9:24 PM Apr 4th
做一个胸罩外形的眼镜。
Make a pair of bra shaped  glasses.
11:52 PM Apr 3rd
在两棵树上连接一根弹簧，这样它俩会越来越亲近。
Link two trees with  one spring so that they will grow closer and closer.
10:37 PM Apr  2nd
把麦克风手柄插到一个被咬了一口的苹果屁股里。
Plug a microphone handle into the bottom of an  apple that has a bite.
11:38 PM Apr 1st

用嘴巴把一个充气的气球咬破。
Bite through a inflated balloon by mouth.
9:51 PM Mar  31st
为棺材加装全景天窗，在另一个世界和我们看同一颗星星。
Install a panoramic sunroof on a coffin to  share the stars with another world.
11:24 PM Mar  30th
把头发胡子都留长，把左边一半的头发及胡子辫成一根辫子，右边一半也如法炮制。
Grow out both hair and beard,  plait the left half of all of them to a braid and same as the right  one.
10:18 PM Mar 29th
把一个鸟笼套到头上。
Put a birdcage on the head.
10:05  PM Mar 28th
在全身只要有痣的地方就穿一个环。
For each mole in the whole body, has it  pierced.
10:54 PM Mar 27th
活捉一只苍蝇当宠物养。
Capture a fly alive and raise it  like a pet.
10:28 PM Mar 26th
把即将被政府强拆的房子用警用安全警示带扯一圈。
Set up a security  cordon around which will be destroyed by the gov.
10:27 PM Mar  25th
把皱纹用熨斗熨平。
Smooth wrinkles with an iron.
9:56 PM Mar 24th
Mar  23th忘记发布，故缺失
右撇子打肿自己的左脸，从而使身体更平衡。左撇子正相反。
Right-handed person  puff up their left face to make the body balance. Left-handed person do exactly  on the contrary.
10:29 PM Mar 22nd
鸟笼里的人，单杠。人在单杠上做着体操动作。
Human and  Horizontal Bar in a birdcage. A man is performing gymnastics on a Horizontal  Bar.
10:17 PM Mar 21st
从植物发芽开始就用风扇一直朝一个方向吹，一直到它长大。
Keep blowing a baby  plant in one direction by a fan till it grow up.
10:28 PM Mar  20th
放一把菜刀在包里，当镜子照。
Put a cleaver in handbag to use as a mirror.
10:29  PM Mar 19th
把房间里的空气赶走：一个全玻璃房，对一只大气球充气，直至气球膨胀到充满房间。
To expel air in a room:  In a glass room, inflate a huge balloon till it fill the whole space.
10:36  PM Mar 18th
遇到危险时：在胸口划十字，默念南无阿弥陀佛。
When u r in danger: cross yr heart as  meditating Namo Amitabha.
11:21 PM Mar 17th
用铁丝网做个猪圈，刺朝外，猪也需要安全感。
Make  a pigsty by barbedwire with outward thorns. Pigs need sense of security  either.
11:18 PM Mar 16th
氢气球绑在风扇上一直向下吹，不让它升起来。
Tie a hydrogen balloon  at a working top fan to keep it down.
10:05 PM Mar  15th
把一把刀的刀刃切割成梳子状。
Dicing a blade to a comb.
10:42 PM Mar  14th
吃下一颗苹果后的体重—吃前的体重=苹果的重量。
Body weight after eatting an apple – body  weight before that= weight of apple.
10:38 PM Mar  13th
把身边所有类似一张纸的东西都叠成飞机。像床单，地毯，鼠标垫，报纸……
Fold anything around u that thin  enough，like sheet，carpet，mouse pad，newspapers，to planes……
10:24 PM Mar  12th
在一张白纸右下角签上自己的名字，按上指印，叠成飞机，打开窗户让它飞出去。
Sign your name and leave a  fingerprint at the bottom of a piece of white paper,fold it to a plane then free  it out of the window.
10:18 PM Mar 11th
把一张钞票叠成一个飞机，打开窗户让它飞出去。
Fold a  piece of paper money to a plane then throw it out of the window.
11:33 PM Mar  10th
用食指勾着一瓶易拉罐的拉环，抡圆了自己的胳膊，用惯性打开它。
Drag the ring-pull of a pop can with  forefinger,then keep whirling that arm to open the can by inertia.
10:43 PM  Mar 9th
两个不锈钢材质的运动水杯，口对口焊接起来，打磨光滑，看起来就像是一个物体。里面装满水。
Weld two stainless  steel water bottles mouth to mouth, polish their edges like one object and fill  in with water.
11:14 PM Mar 8th
站在一张方桌上，右手举起一个雪糕筒。
Standing on a square  table, lift high an ice cream cone in the right hand.
11:17 PM Mar  7th
给人签名时，握住两支靠在一起的笔签，留下互相重叠的名字。
Sign your name with 2 pens sticking  together to leave a overlapping signature.
12:04 AM Mar  7th
用镜子把阳光反射到屋子里永远也见不到阳光的那个墙角。
Use a mirror to bend sunshine to light up a  corner where can’t receive light directly.
11:56 PM Mar  5th
把羽毛球网用一块同等大小黑色的布代替。
Replace a baminton net with a piece of black  cloth.
10:10 PM Mar 4th
把那种长到肘部的橡胶手套里面装一些蝌蚪，小金鱼和水，冰冻起来做成一尊手的雕塑。
Put  some tadpols and young golden fishes into a long rubber glove, then freeze it to  a be a hand sculpture.
11:30 PM Mar  3rd
一张大圆桌子中间摆放谁都可以拿得东西，但是要拿到都得让脚离地趴在桌子上才能够得着。
Some free stuffs in the  middle of a big round table, too big to get what you want unless you jump and  bend over on it.
9:53 PM Mar 2nd
打哈欠时竭尽全力闭上嘴巴。
Try to seal your mouth  when yawning.
10:09 PM Mar 1st

用一根绳子把头系起来。系成像穿了一个丁字裤一样。
Fasten your head with a rope till it looks like  wearing a T-back.
about 20 hours ago
把小猪的四条腿用绳子向四个方向拉住，只留下很少的活动空间。
Bind  a pig’s legs with ropes to 4 directions individually, thus it can hardly  move.
9:04 PM Feb 27th
用流出的鼻涕把拇指和中指粘到一起。
Adhere your thumb and middle  finger with your Nasal mucus.
11:58 PM Feb  26th
把鱼缸里的水和适量牛奶混合，以得到国画效果。
Pour a little amount of milk into the water of  a fish tank to achieve a Chinese traditional painting look.
10:00 PM Feb  25th
把一根铁丝折成CNN。
Fold a iron wire to CNN.
10:51 PM Feb  24th
在两本书中间都切一个口，用一个金属环把它们串在一起，哪本都翻不开。
Cut holes in the middle of both  books, string them by a metal ring, neither of them can be read.
10:00 PM Feb  23rd
在下眼睑抹点风油精来表达自己的伤感。
Wipe some medicated oil on your lower eyelid to  show your sorrow.
10:26 PM Feb 22nd
把要说的话写在信封背面寄给朋友。
Send a mail to a  friend with the words on the back of the envelope.
8:52 PM Feb  21st
早上在一栋办公楼门口看着一个人进去，一直等到这个人出来。
Watch someone go into an office building  in the morning and wait until he/she show up again.
10:08 PM Feb  20th
吹一个超级大的泡泡糖，破裂后把整个脸都包住。
Pop out a super big gum bubble till it explode  and wrap your entire face.
11:25 PM Feb 19th
牵一个氢气球代替游泳圈在海里游泳。
Hold a  hydrogen balloon instead of a swim ring in the sea.
10:59 PM Feb  18th
把安全套套在猫头上。
Wear a condom on cat’s head.
9:14 PM Feb  17th
把那种长度到肘部的橡胶手套套在头上当帽子。
Put on a long rubber glove (which can reach  your elbow) to your head.
10:52 PM Feb  16th
把口罩叠成一个长条，勒在嘴巴里后再把绳子套在耳朵上。
Roll up a gauze mask to a long strip, then  squeeze in mouth and tighten the rope on ears.
10:28 PM Feb  15th
把一支蜡烛点燃后放到一个玻璃密封罐中，等待它窒息。
Put a flaming candle to a glass seal pot  and wait till the flame die out.
10:53 PM Feb  14th
去超市买一种最便宜的东西，数量多到打满收银机里的一卷小票。
Pick a cheapest product fm Supermarket  and buy enough amount of it to use up an entire roll of receipt.
12:21 AM Feb  14th
为电脑转椅加装电动旋转装置，让它一直不停的转下去。
Add a power-driven device to an office  chair and let it spin around continuously.
8:24 PM Feb  12th
把蛇的尾巴塞到它自己的嘴里。
Stuff the tail of a snake into its own mouth.
10:24  PM Feb 11th
在相机镜头上滴上一滴红墨水，干了后拍一系列的人物肖像。
Drip a drop of red ink on your  camera lens and let it dry, then take a series of portrait pictures.
11:58 PM  Feb 10th
用颜料把一盏灯的灯泡涂黑。
Blacking a lamp bulb by paint.
9:13 PM Feb  9th
把一桶油漆的盖子打开，等里面的油漆完全干透后，处理掉外层的铁皮，留下一坨东西。
Open a bucket of paint to let  it dry out, then dispose the iron packing and keep the rest.
8:56 PM Feb  8th
从蚁群里捉一只蚂蚁放到一百米外的地方，跟踪它回家的线路。
Pick an ant from the ant colony and take  him to 100m away, then follow the track of his way home.
7:45 PM Feb  7th
酷热的时候把汗水滴到花盆中把花儿浇透。
In sweltering hot days, water your flower by your  sweat.
6:16 PM Feb 6th
用吹风筒把一颗水果糖吹化开。
Use the hair dryer to melt a hard  candy.
10:46 PM Feb 5th
与人交谈时，保持一个字一秒钟的语速。
Try to slow down your  speaking speed as one syllableper second.
8:22 PM Feb  4th
让脑子变空白一分钟，不要想任何画面。
For 1 minute, let your brain blank.
10:49 PM Feb  3rd
跟朋友打赌他（她）将长生不老。
Bet with a friend that he(she)will live  forever.
11:24 PM Feb 2nd
类人猿抢走了一块镜子：被蹂躏过的洗手间，裂开的镜子。
An ape pillaged a  piece of mirror: an chaotic toilet，a chapped mirror.
10:12 PM Feb 1st

把手掌晒得和手背一样黑。
Suntan your palm as dark as the back of your hand.
10:04  PM Jan 31st
闭上眼睛让世界消失。
Close your eyes, vanish the world.
8:54 PM Jan  30th
建一个从外面看一切正常的超长走廊，走廊内从入口开始缩小，走廊的尽头为一个点。
Build up a super-long corridor  which seems normal outside, but start shrink it from the entrance to reach a  point on the end.
9:36 PM Jan 29th
把某座山上的一块大石头平涂成蓝色。
Paint a giant rock  to blue on a mountain.
10:13 PM Jan  28th
将海报上明星的眼睛鼻子嘴巴都剪下来，贴到自己脸上。反过来做也可以，把自己的眼睛鼻子嘴巴塞进海报那几个洞里。
Cut down a  star’s eyes, nose and mouth fm poster, stick them to your own face. Or fill your  own eys,nose and mouth into the holes remained.
9:13 PM Jan  27th
把篮球比赛用的篮框做成正方形，面积保持与标准篮框一样大。
Square a basketball rim to a same area  of the standard round one.
9:38 PM Jan  26th
制作一个透明玻璃杯，紧挨杯口有突起的一根刻度线和FULL这个词。
Make a glass (cup) which has a  bossed scale mark saying FULL on the edge of it.
9:20 PM Jan  25th
在路口摆放“此路不通请直行”的牌子。
A road sign on a crossing which saying “Road  Closed Please Go Straight”.
10:32 PM Jan 24th
公共电话亭旁放一个单人沙发。
Put a sofa  beside a phone booth.
10:21 PM Jan  23rd
体重已经和丈夫一样的孕妇，和老公分别在跷跷板的两头保持平衡。
A man is keeping balance on a seesaw  with his pregnant wife whose weight already equals to him.
10:16 PM Jan  22nd
在草地上挖坑，把一艘船放进去，看起来就像船漂浮在陆地上。
Dig a hole on the lawn and put a ship  in, just like a ship drifting on the land.
9:19 PM Jan  21st
去往天堂的往返票与去往地狱的往返票。
A round-trip ticket to the heaven and a round-trip  ticket to the Hell.
10:22 PM Jan 20th
用自己的身体紧紧缠绕住一根绷紧的锁链上。
Wrap your  body tightly to a chain which is already tighten up.
9:57 PM Jan  19th
用电报代码在即时通讯软件里与朋友对话。
Use Morse Code when chatting with friends in  Instant messengers.
10:13 PM Jan  18th
两张照片：第一张在草原上搂着小羊羔很温馨的样子，第二张一桌子各式做法的羊肉宴。
First photo：In a  savanna,embrace with a little lamb in harmony.Second photo：All kinds of mutton  from different recipes fill a big table.
8:18 PM Jan  17th
画一张油画，把画面延伸到画框的四个侧面。
Extend an oil painting on its four  sides.
9:11 PM Jan 16th
在报纸上找出能够组成一首情诗的字，剪掉后一个个拼贴到纸上，塞到市长信箱里。
Cut out  individual words fm newspapers which can be composed to a love poem, then paste  them to a piece of paper and post to the mayor.
10:08 PM Jan  15th
为一个窗户安装上玻璃，很多层贴在一起以至于透不进一点阳光。
Stick enough pieces of glasses together  to stop any transmission of sunshine for a window.
10:01 PM Jan  14th
把自己家的猫眼反装。
Reverse the cat’s-eye in your own door.
9:10 PM Jan  13th
连续一个月在同一餐馆吃同样的晚餐。
Have your identical dinners in one resturant for  one month.
9:17 PM Jan 12th
给x纪念碑拍照时，从画面下方伸出中指在镜头中，刚好遮盖住它，然后按下快门。
As  you photograph x monument, stick out your middle finger from bottom to cover it  exactly,then release the shutter.
9:45 PM Jan  11th
一张厚卡纸，用圆珠笔一直不停的描一个8，直到8的这两个圆片被切下来。
Write down an 8 on a piece of  paperboard by a ball pen, don’t stop tracing that 8 until the two round slices  were chopped.
8:54 PM Jan 10th
From your current position to 100km away on  4 directions of compass, go there and bring the scenery photos back.
8:52 PM  Jan 9th
在超市跟在一个人后面买同样的东西。
Follow someone in a supermarket and buy whatever  he(she) bought.
10:31 PM Jan 8th
聆听一只鸟鸣啼的味道。
Listen to the taste of a  bird’s song.
10:01 PM Jan 7th
在地面镶嵌一些硬币。
Embed some coins in a  floor.
10:02 PM Jan  6th
去公园寻找孤独的坐在公共坐椅上得人，坐在他或她的身边，把自己的电话号码写到一个便签上给他或她，转身默默离开。
Write down your  phone number, give it to who is sitting alone on a park chair without saying  anything, then go away.
9:49 PM Jan  5th
找一本你很久以前买的但从没看过的书，快速的一页页都翻一遍，不要看里面的任何一个字。
Open a book you bought  before but never read, turn it through page by page without seeing any  word.
10:38 PM Jan  4th
从剃一个光头开始游戏，留一年的头发后，去发廊染成白色，再留一年之后剃光，小心处理剪掉的头发，把它们排列整齐，展示在一个画框里。
Tonsure  your head, dye the new hair to white one year later.Tonsure it after the second  year,show all of them in a picture frame.
9:02 PM Jan  3rd
如果你不幸患上H1N1，那么找一只健康的猪给它一个湿吻，像好莱坞大片一样报复它们
If you are too lucky to get  H1N1, dedicate your passionate French Kisses with a healthy pig to answer them  like those Hollywood blockbusters
8:47 PM Jan 2nd
用安全警示带把一部警车隔离。Setting up  a security cordon to cordon off a police car.
10:13 PM Jan 1st

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